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Nicole: I like to accentuate my toe cleavage. It's just enough to keep the men guessing.
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Kristin: Oh P.S. This is a shoe. Apparently.
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Nicole: So, let's get three different fabrics with three different colors and patterns that don't match, and make a shoe.
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Nicole: Also, I thought I'd never say this, but I"m horrified to find these are not rubber rain boots.
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Kristin: Someone skinned the abdominable snowman : (
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Nicole: It's to blend in with the pink polar bears
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Nicole: I think I can one-up you.
Kristin: Oh yeah? Well take this:
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Nicole: Big bear is right, they're almost as attractive as bear-claw slippers.
Kristin: Are those platform snowboots or am I misunderstanding them?
Nicole: I don't think so, I think they're just ugly.
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Nicole: Also, I've found the end-all in sneakers. You need look no further.
Nicole: And at night you can change into these
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Kristin: You know what's a great job for someone who has those?
Nicole: Overweight middle aged topless dancer?
Kristin: See, you would think that, but I was going to think outside the box.
Kristin: They can hang you from the middle of the room and rotate you!
Nicole: Well, I was close!
Kristin: Perfect for any dance party.
LinkNicole: You really should have taken more than one sewing class.
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Nicole: Ugh.
Nicole: It's like wearing cheese on your feet.
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genius idea. i hope it catches on like lolcats!
Those black tattooed snowboot uh... "things"? I've actually seen some angsty teen girl wearing those.
And is it just me or do those pink Spartan-esque shoes look like something someone in SAW would be restrained in?
"Ugh. It's like wearing cheese on your feet."
...Awesome.
Like Jon Gosselin, we just adore Ed Hardy, Jillian.
haha Jill, I never saw a SAW movie, but I kinda had a similar thought.
moccafail!
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