A Wedding Registry OR Why Kristin and Nicole Can Never Marry Even Though It Would Be Legal In Their States

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Nicole: This is as good a place to start as any.
Kristin: Ooh, good point.
Nicole: I'm looking for an unnecessary piece of technology that will look ugly mounted on my wall but tell people at the same time that I am incapable of writing a shopping list, and something that will not include my specialized health food items.


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Nicole: Also I don't want to have to breathe in dirty air when I go shopping. Thanks.
Kristin: I know you thought you were marrying me for my cooking skills but it's time to come clean. I can't even cook an egg. But luckily, we can just buy this:

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Nicole: I need this, to go with the expensive watches I wish I could afford:





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Nicole: For the days when our servants are off, I suppose I can cart myself around.



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Kristin: Nicole, I know I could get this whisk for $5:
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Kristin: but it's simply not a $20 Williams and Sonoma whisk:

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Kristin: The price of my whisk is important to me. It's how you know you're successful!
Nicole: I know I'm successful when I don't have to hold my own beer, and I can do it in style.
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Nicole: I SAW THIS INFOMERCIAL LAST NIGHT AND I MUST HAVE ONE.



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Kristin: A $250 utensil for a $12 meal:

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Kristin: I need this. I have no idea what it is, but I don't care. It's $ 800 and I want it:

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Nicole: Just because you saw something on the Iron Chef doesn't mean you should try to do it.
Kristin: MY LIFE IS GOING TO BE DIFFERENT WHEN I'M MARRIED. I WILL SUDDENLY BE ABLE TO COOK FANCY THINGS AND ENTERTAIN MY FRIENDS EVERY SINGLE DAY.



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Kristin: We need this for the 3 Christmases we spend together before we decided to get divorced because I hate you.
Nicole: It seems at this rate we'll get there in half the time.
Nicole: May as well treat yourself to these:
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Kristin: Well you can go ahead and treat yourself to this because I am going to hit you over the head with it:


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Kristin: Also, let's get this. But we can *only* use it to grind nutmeg. No other spices, ok?


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Kristin: We can have nutmeg in EVERYTHING! Then we can finally be happy.
Nicole: I don't golf,

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Nicole: but I think this will be the right size to fit your body in when I find out you've been cheating with the pool boy
Kristin: : ( You know me so well.