Your Ed Hardy Stuff is Ugly.

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Gina: No idea.
Kazh: Well, I have epilepsy now, I hope you're happy.
Kazh: $44? Srsly? Unless it comes with a flux capacitor...
Kristin: I want a flux capacitor


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Kazh: I DO NOT like the way that tiger is eyeballing that kid's junk.
Nicole: He looks ready to attack.
Gina: Haha ew. I cant get past the junk comment.
Kazh: I'm adding "tiger attack" to my list of "Things I Never Want to Happen to my Junk".


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Nicole: Peach and Citrus I can understand. Pine, Lemon, okay.
Nicole: What I want to know is, what do Star Mood, Apple Vif, and Sport smell like?
Nicole: and what IS a vif?
Gina: Do they smell like guido?




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Kristin: What? No. We don't need to encourage douchebags to drink more.
Nicole: Mmm, infused with only the best body odor and Axe.
Kristin: Also, hair gel.


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Gina: Is that an energy drink? Is it bad that i thought there might be urine in there when i saw it?
Kristin: Omg, you can mix it with Ed Hardy vodka and make douche juice.



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Kazh: I hope that's not real gold, otherwise those might look quite garish.
Nicole: At least then you could melt them down.



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Kazh: "Frinzy?" Okay now you're just being ridiculous.
Gina: does this mean Ed Hardy killed the Native Americans?



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Nicole: Now you have something to wear to church, finally.
Kazh: Or to Gene Simmons's funeral.