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Nicole: I like to accentuate my toe cleavage. It's just enough to keep the men guessing.
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Kristin: Oh P.S. This is a shoe. Apparently.
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Nicole: So, let's get three different fabrics with three different colors and patterns that don't match, and make a shoe.
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Nicole: Also, I thought I'd never say this, but I"m horrified to find these are not rubber rain boots.
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Kristin: Someone skinned the abdominable snowman : (
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Nicole: It's to blend in with the pink polar bears
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Nicole: I think I can one-up you.
Kristin: Oh yeah? Well take this:
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Nicole: Big bear is right, they're almost as attractive as bear-claw slippers.
Kristin: Are those platform snowboots or am I misunderstanding them?
Nicole: I don't think so, I think they're just ugly.
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Nicole: Also, I've found the end-all in sneakers. You need look no further.
Nicole: And at night you can change into these
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Kristin: You know what's a great job for someone who has those?
Nicole: Overweight middle aged topless dancer?
Kristin: See, you would think that, but I was going to think outside the box.
Kristin: They can hang you from the middle of the room and rotate you!
Nicole: Well, I was close!
Kristin: Perfect for any dance party.
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Nicole: Ugh.
Nicole: It's like wearing cheese on your feet.
